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A person who thinks that he is hikaru nakamura, often trying to premove in chess but accidentally hangs their queen
Person 1: Lol watch me premove a mate-in-23
Person 2: Bro thinks he’s hikaru
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I just scored another point right off the rip bro. I am King of foos ball.
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a game with sans undertale in it i think
Me: Hey isn't Sans in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Masahiro Sakurai: Who are you get out of my house
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The absolute and undeniable best video game ever created. Highly hyped and totally delivered!
Pull out your old NES and play some super mario bros. 3
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A suitable way to articulate your lack of interest in a male after he forcibly thrusts his erection in the direction of your butthole whilst spooning with him; also an appropriate response to a photograph of a boner sent via text or E-mail.
An adaption of the infamous cool story bro
Chess: Yeah so I was totes spooning with Seth last night, and he kept pushing his boner into my ass. I was like cool boner bro.
Anke: Dude, I said that when Jack told me he was hard.
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Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:
a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry
b. Engineering a scene for publicity
Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.
As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident
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The act of hanging out with your bro's (generally frat dudes). It often entails talk of previous conquests and how awesome their fraternity is. Many of these conversations happen after a night out at bars and consist of reminiscing about the amazing frativities of the past years and the lack of time left in the frat.
Tosh: Ryan, we spent two hours last night fratting after getting home from the bars.
Ryan: Dude, I know I graduate this year and it won't be the same.
Patterson: Yea, you all did some serious bro-ing last night!
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