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A sex act where in lieu of lubricant you reach for a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream
Dan: “Oh shit babe, we’re all out KY gel!”
Jackie: “Oh shit! Fuck it, give me the Irish Butter.”
*Dan begins to douse himself in Bailey’s Irish Cream*
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The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.
"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"
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When someone smears peanut-butter on someone's butt crack, preform anal sex and then have the other person suck there penis.
wow some chick totally reese peanut butter cuped me yesterday!!!
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figure it out yourself--it's easy, you dope-head ( see also: dtmfpb).
person 1: How much do I owe you?
person 2: Do the math fuckin' peanut butter
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When you command a girl to make you a sandwich, and she tries to ruin it with some odd ingredient (ex. Tabasco Sauce) and it turns out being great.
This chick made me a Peanut Butter Jelly and Tabasco Sauce Sandwich, it was great!
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A Non-Quitter, or a stubborn person who last more then a week. These persons cannot win elections.
That one guy quit so they got a Reecie Poo Peanut Butter Cups to replace him
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A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time
Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend