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Boobs that have had a full life, full of happiness and bounce.
A-"Hey, look over there!"
B-"Damn, them some dead boobs."
when someone dies what did u think.
Person 1: Bro your so bad at basketball
Person 2: no u r
Person1: *fucking dead*
A dead animal that is slowly decaying or corroding.
Man 1: Hell, it stinks like a dead rotting animal in here!
When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)
A saying IRV needs to stop saying this every second
Stop saying dead like YeH IRV