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A phrase used by great patriotic people to please the population.
Bush: We have defeated the Nazis once and for all, God Bless America
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These are the greatest cartoons ever made and they rule over the cartoon world.
Adventure Time: The ruler of the cartoon gods. This is the greatest TV show in existence.
(God of life, time, and love.)
Steven Universe: The second cartoon god.
(God of potential and opportunities.)
Gravity Falls: The third cartoon god.
(God of mystery, comedy, and cliffhangers.)
Regular Show: The fourth cartoon god. This is NOT a regular show.
(God of weirdness and randomness.)
"Let's watch one of The 4 Cartoon Gods when we get home."
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The day when god kills the gays
I can't wait until God's Judgement day
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An alternate name for Bacardi, the alcoholic beverage.
"Dude are you guna bring any God Piss tonight? I got sleged off of that last time!"
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When go has had one too many beer's and decides to release his fluids on the world.
Tom: I hate it when we get this strange colored rain!
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the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.
even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.
Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.
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watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)
those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!
the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!
i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"
the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!
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