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lower house of parliament

The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.

By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".

A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.

by Turd Bard October 09, 2014


Beggar House

A house built upon enslaving the homeless for profit

My wife wants a beggar house because she is nasty like that.

by Mark This Up December 20, 2018


Austrian House Party

The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.

Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013


hampton house

FUCK IT

"Fuck your hampton house"- Kanye West

by XxKanye_WestxX November 06, 2013


house tough

Someone who thinks they are hard core when they are in their own home because they have their own family to back them up. But, when they are out of their area they are scared to open their mouth.

In Home: She better not act up here in my home! She better check herself!! (Said in home)

Out of the home: Person may be quiet and keep to their self until they reach home to be "house tough." Smiles are fake.

May also be tough through websites ie; Facebook, Instagram, Twitter with lame quotes

by justbeREAL February 27, 2014


house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010


The Letter in the Whie House

Noun. The appointed leader of the United States who is too stupid to spell his name beyond a single letter.

by Colin Ritter August 06, 2003