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The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.
Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.
when an ordinary woman turns to prostitution, and builds the construction to house alot of penis in her beaver. Then her gay lover comes in and she uses this term as a code name for the suprise mexican love tap
Mike " hey is your door unlocked ? "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "
Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
A house in Milton Academy. It’s further away from the other houses because, often times, stupidity is infectious. They can live next to a cemetery because, unlike other dorms, they have balls.
What the hell is Norris house? Why can’t I live in Goodwin House, a house where people don’t suck?
The sentence you plea down when you turn on your crew or turn states!
Oh, I see your new ankle bracelet! Nice, doing House Arrest I take it. Sucks to be you tho when your boys get out! Nice knowing ya!
A place of business that would be out of business if there were no more police officers in the world.
When the shopkeeper was being robbed,he ran to the donut house for assistance.
A house with one shower that is filled with dirty skateboarders and one punk rocker.
May the scum house rest in piss.