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When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.
Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law
Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin
Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.
Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
My co-first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
A Genuine Guy Who Has A Heart Of Gold And Loves Like He Hasn't Been Hurt And Lives Every Day As Though Its Heaven On Earth..
Oh That Mans Awesome.. He's Such A David George Law♡
The husband of one's great-granddaughter.
My great-grandson-in-law is a good person.
(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.