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Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.
Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?
Michael Hall is the most amazing guy in this world. If you ever have the chance to be loved by a Michael you are truly the luckiest. He is sweet and loving and will give you everything. He has the prettiest eyes that you could get lost in and the most beautiful smile ever. He is really handsome and has extremely good features along with a great sense of humor and a really good music taste. The moment you meet him you'll instantly love everything about him and I really can't believe he's real I was really lucky to have met him and been in his life. He deserves the world and much much more.
P1: Yoo is that Michael Hall? Hes so cute I love him
P2: Yessirr thats Michael Hall, I love him too
Likes to look at little kids
Michael Stobbart has a foot fetish He is also a bash at Fortnite
Guy: I really like feet
Other Guy: Ok then Michael Stobbart
Michael himself is the goat he overrules Salma bawalsa and Husam baloula and Faisal sallakh as the best person in IAA everyone wants to be like him becuase hes amazing and good at everything and taught michael jordan how to play basketball and taught ronaldo how to play football and taught mohammad ali how to box.
A prank pulled on a close friend, when you take your friend's semen and impregnate another woman with it during intercourse without her knowledge.
"If you keep Michael Saucing all of these women aI will run out of money paying child support!"
A Michael Truong is the Russian equivalent of a Chav. Otherwise known as a Gopnik. The Michael Truong is special because when he T-Poses, his penis physically retracts into his anus, thereby gifting him with the ability to play Fallout 4 for several days straight.
Russian Gopnik: Oi whaddya think of me adidas tracksuit?
Michael Truong: Lil cheap don ye think. Oit brotha lemme jus go do play me fallout 4.
Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile, cry, and even mad.He's ugly but you fall in love with him, he acts like he doesn't care for others but inside he really does, he acts tough, but is soft on the inside. No he won't like you back, but you still think about him and him smiling. He is addicted to juuling. You will always know Michael as your first love, he's a sweet boy but just doesn't quite show it.
Girl: IM IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL RAY
girl2: he likes someone else
Girl: oh