safety nut

A fall back person at home to sleep with after an unsuccessful night on the prowl for sex.

I just struck out at the bar with that chick so I guess I will just go home to my safety nut.

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tatter nuts

Someone that has severely dry balls cuz he is a geek and never gets laid.

"John Doe after several years of being alone and excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of tatter nuts"

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Nut twister

When playing nut twister, you open IG, add all of your female followers on your close friends list. Close your eyes and tap on a random profile. Then, go on every photo and beat youe meat for 15 seconds. When you finaly bust a nut , DM that person saying that you busted while playing NUT TWISTER

-Hey.. i have to tell u smthing. I failed NUT TWISTER while jerking off to your pictures..

-Fuck off weirdo.

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bust-a-nut

To find overwhelming

I'm not tryin to bust-a-nut, but did you see how hit that car was?

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Bust a Nut

The act of snapping or braking the metal companion fastener of a bolt.

Tradesperson 1: "A shit,"
Tradesperson 2: "Whatcha do mate?"
Tradesperson 1: I busted a nut, that was my last one, I lost the other one on a job last week.
Tradesperson 2: Oh well, looks like we can't screw this one
Tradesperson 1: I don't understand, at least the shaft stays hard

Bust a Nut means branding a nut

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henry nutting

Gay

Guy 1: guys, I'm Henry nutting

*everybkdy awkwardly walks away*

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Nut residue

The dark, creamy filling left under your fingernails after scratching your nuts and/or gooch. ( if white color, you may be at risk of a yeast infection :) )

As i was picking my nose, there was a skight scent of nut residue.

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