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Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.
(car breaks down on the side of a deserted road)
Driver: "poop n piss!"
extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.
Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.
This is that type of piss that comes out post-ejaculation, especially after the hardest nut, and is normally cloudy and slightly whitey yellow in colour.
Person 1: Bro I just had the biggest Nutty Piss
Person 2: Damn lemme see that
Alright you know how some people shit themselves and its called ass hash, well while reading that i came up with piss dish its when you piss yourself while being strapped on to a kitchen table and eating a plate of whatever the fuck you decided to eat.
"One day my friend called me and he said he got ass hashed i was like dude i just pissed dish my girl not to long ago." piss dish-straped onto a kitchen table eating whatever u decide to eat
When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.
SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.
SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!
Chips from a chippie getting pissed on
When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.
This cannot be done in a handicap stall.
Dude 1 Man, I had to do the flamingo piss at that truckers stop today
Dude 2 That sucks.