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A masturbation event which includes male and female participants engaging in solo and/or mutual manual sexual stimulation.
Dude! Ronda went out of her way to give each guy a handjob at last night's Jack-n-Jill party.
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One of the best cartoon network shows on the planet. It's about three boys ed,edd n eddy, who live in a coldesack i live in a coldesack which is realy rare. anyway the other characters on that show are so frickin stupid and insane that its so funny. Theres this kid who is best friends with a plank of wood with a painted face on it. Theres another boy named ceven who allways rides his bike and acts like a he owns the coldesack. There's this boy who acts like a girl, hangs around with ed's younger sister and dose all that girl stuff, hes funny to look at cause hes such f***et. Thers this fouron boy named rolf from a eropian country no ones heard of, he always refers to ed, edd n eddy as"ed bouys", i cack myself laughing every time i here him say that. Theres a girl who is ed's younger sister who is much smaller than him but treats him like a younger brother cause ed is as dumb as dumb can get. Theres another girl that ed, edd n eddy all adore, all the boys always try to get her attention but none of them get treated seriously by her. Then theres the canker sisters who live in a caravan park behind the coldesack there like the older girl version of ed, edd n eddy except for the fact that the cankers are related to each other. No grown ups are ever shown in the cartoon, but there parents are mentioned in every episode somewhere.
rolf: hello ed bouys.
Eddy: Hey rolf wanna go on my cruise witch is actually a cheap floaty with a seat and underpants flag.It's only twenty five cents.
Rolf: oooooo i havn't been on a cruise before why not.
Eddy: ca-ching, we only need three more quarters till we can get jaw-breackers from the candy store.
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To knock another down, ejaculate on their face, and run for your life.
I pulled a smack whack n run on this mexican the other day.
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When you put the pedal to the floor and snag the food from the operator of a drive throughs hands.
Instructions:
1.Order your food from and fast food restauraunt that has 2 drive through windows(make sure all of your food only comes in one bag and DO NOT order an ice cold beverage!)
2. Pay for your food like so at the first window.
3 IF there is someone behind you make sure to pull up inbetween both windows so the other customer can purchase there lunch.
4. Wait until the operator of the second window holds the food out the window (they will do this about 80% of the time) and the SECOND you see the food hanging and blowing in the wind you hit second gear going about 35 mph and you rip the food out of there hands)
5. While doing so you must yell GRIP N GO JOHNNNAAAY!!
6. Enjoy your meal!
Mcdonalds Worker 1: why the hell aren't they pulling up to get there snacks?
Mcdonalds worker 2: Try holding it out the window!
Johnny: GRIP N GO JOHNNY!!!
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a funny show on cartoon network bout 3 boys from canada scaming all the neighborhood kids for money for their beloved jawbreakers.
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Body parts of a female you dumb fuck
Boy : what is ass n titties mean
Girl : ass n titties is body parts of a female you dumb fuck
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In certain urban areas in Romania, the expression "n-ai coaie" can be translated as you ain't got the balls. It's generally an incentive to do something and is usually followed by the responde: "Die you?"
Licฤ: "N-ai coaie to kill Ana"
Ghiศฤ: "Die you?"
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