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When two black men are double penetrating a woman, one in the ass the other vagina, and both cum at the same time.
“John and Hamilton came over last night I had a great time, they both whoopie pied me! My holes were full of cum!😛”
It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.
I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…
When someone shits in someone else's mouth and it mixes with their saliva, then rubs it over their torso as a mud covering
"Dude, we totally did a terricotta pie in bed last night."
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When someone says with your pie face mouth that means when you talk so much and you get on someone nerves and you talk every 5 minutes you find something to talk about and walk around talking.
You talk to much with your pie face mouth with your ulgy tail.
You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!
"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"
"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"
"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
An old guys cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins
That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie