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May 9

On May 9 the prettiest and hottest people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. They can cook of course are stubborn. If they are mean this is just they're love language. You give them food= you get theyre loyalty. Always the single friend but best in bed.

1 person: How are you so perfect? Are you on May 9?

2 person: oh actually I am born on May 9

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021


May 9

National send a tittie picture day

Omg I can wait till may 9 so I get to see some titties

by Mcgoob May 9, 2023


May 9

day of being my girlfriend

what day it's today?

may 9 so u should be carla's gf

by kxkxkdy May 8, 2019


May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.

Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9

by Freakymamas May 8, 2022


may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023


Chezzie-may

loyal girl your personal little thot she’s your best friend, girlfriend, baby girl and wife

I love chezzie-may

by John from church December 1, 2019


Lee may

A price of shit, pretty annoying , gay, disgusting, disturbing and I hope you search this uppppppp

(Priory)

Lee may if this is you u would know

This (THE PRIORY)

by Śàvè January 29, 2020