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A dick so small it is mistaken for a pinky finger.
"Damn, I can't get down with a guy who has a pinky dick."
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The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.
After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.
From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"
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When a man can't say no to having sex with any woman and impregnating her, he clearly doesn't have any dick control.
Kid: Did that man plan on having 9 kids
Adult: No, he's just got no dick control
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The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.
I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.
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A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.
Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!
But isn't he black?
Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!
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A puppet master hired to scare children, and thinking adults... Also see dickhead cheney
Why look who's pulling dubya's strings its dick(head) cheney
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