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My handwriting and English skills
I only know English and even then my grammar is a dumpster fire
Dumpster fire is the main reason why we come to streams. That's it.
Okay... this stream is a total dumpster fire.
I like watching this dumpster fire!
I'm gonna create a dumpster fire.
It's bad enough that I live in Detroit, but now I gotta drive through the worlds biggest fucking dumpster fire just to get to Syracuse of all places.
Building a house with Espire
My family built a house with espire and everything that could go wrong did. Daryl’s office is a dumpster fire, nobody has a clue what they are doing and blame their customers for their mistakes.
Red head girl with red pubic hair.
I went down on that hot Irish girl she had Fire in the Kitchen
The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.
Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.
What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up
Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!
Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!
Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!
Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*
Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure
Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*