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Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea that he got from a movie. He will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good opposing point. Ryan will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though food like that must be enjoyed immediately. A Ryan will send you a thousand reels on Instagram.
Example 1:
“You’re not doing too well in poker tonight.”
“Yeah, I think I’m just going to pull a Ryan.”
Example 2:
“You’re just going to walk away from the conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
A man who is creepy around young kids, yikes. An old cunt obsessed with anime. He watches anime for the "plot", whatever that means. He loves Deez Nutz.
Ryan is an asshole. "I'm selling my butthole at Kk" said Ryan.
A guy whose only purpose is to simp. He will simp, for ANYONE - he would even simp for a 60 year old history teacher whose dick sags to the floor. He acts like he gets the ladies but even the neighbourhood mole rats wouldn't suck on his dick.
person 1: yo man is that a freakishly tall rat?
Person 2: ew no its just a ryan
The best human ever 100% 10/10 and loves cats. Also name means little king
Ryan Is a girl who is amazing and needs to know even when she is going through something tough she is a fighter. She is someone people look up to mentally but look down to physically because she is short.
Hey it’s Ryan I wish I could be like her
Credit where it’s due he athletic prolly got hoes and loyal he will tell anyone he knows would beat yo ass some lying ass shit though but he got yo back Fr and got handles like a fucking champ in basketball
Ryan: yo that mf over there called you a bitch
Big body mf: imma beat dat boy ahhhhh