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This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th
Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!
In poker when both players are all in and the worse player also with a bad hand gets lucky and beats the skilled player with the better hand. But then the player that originally had the best hand improves his hand in a way that beats the other guys lucky hand.
I turned over top two pair and the idiot turned over a 9 high flush draw. Then the lucky donk sucked out on me and hit his flush on the turn, but luckily i Re sucked on him and made a full house on the river, haha serves him right.
Why is the internet this week sucking big fat boody hole.
It's a synonmyn of sucks balls
Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels
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an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...
saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
It means like in a form of someone hating on you. Instead of saying someone is hating on you, you can say they’re sucking you.
“Keep sucking me.”
“Oh they’re talking shit about you.
It’s fine they’re just sucking me.”
When a Lath incorrectly spells the phrase "nob sucked"
Sutton was trying to get his nobbed sucked