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A woman that has pretty much slept with the whole military squadron.
A female spunk mascot for the squadron in desperate times.
No one ever marries a Squadron Bird unless he likes cum pumping for the squadron.
Jessica over there is the squadron bird, every fucker on base has been through her, so just make sure you double bag it, when you fuck it.
When you’re so disgusted with the price of gas, you rub one out and blow your load all over a random gas pump just like the dirty girl she is
Dude, did you see how much diesel is? I was so pissed I gave it a Montana T-Bird. Let’s go Brandon.
0 rizz
0 bitches
But VERY handsome (such a cutie) 😍
very raspy and high pitched voice but pristine singer
Girl 1: did you see that boy flapping his arms around today?
Girl 2: yes it must have been bird
Bird: of course it was me ladies
Both Girls: get away from us you´re Jayden Micheal ¨bird¨ Blais
When a man ejaculates in a woman’s hair while she’s sleeping. When she wakes up, her hair resembles a bird’s nest.
She passed out and Ben jerked off in her hair and gave her a bird’s nest !
A fucking pest. Also known as a BN.
He’s a right bird’s nest.
You’re such a bird’s nest!
There’s a load of BNs out today isn’t there?
When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
im da bigest bird
im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird, oh im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird