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Support your man for everything he has done for you, on National Blowjob day which occurs on June 9th. You give your man a nice blowjob.
"Yo how's your June 9th"
"Good since I got head from my girlfriend for National Blowjob Day"
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Get your under wear out April 11th is on the way National piss kink day is on the way.
Person 1: It’s National piss kink day Person 2: What is that Person 1: it’s the day that we can piis anywhere!
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Make sure to slap Bianca’s ass on April 13th
Omg today’s the day, national Bianca’s ass day!!
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When you get to hit people in the nuts
I walk up to Andy and hit him in the national nut tapping day
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On Friday, April 14, it's national holding hands day. So, if you see someone, run up and hold their hand. Happy national hold my hand day;)
-hey girl, its national holding hands day
-well lets hold hands together
*kisses and gets married*
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Y’all are actually sick that’s fucking nasty
Stop you weirdos
National grab dick day isnt a thing go watch ph or something
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20th Of April, National Booty Pic Day, Send a Booty Pic to your friends or partners!
Share the love!
'It's national Booty Pic Day, show me what you got!'
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