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When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole
‘oh my god, my rectum hurts.’
‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’
Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.
When you shit in your oven so much poo starts to leak out of the creases of the oven and all over the floor.
person 1: omg did you shit in the oven again...
person 2: maybe
person 1: well now its a Poo Oven
When your dog visits a new place and poops because he/she is very excited.
Have your poop bag ready. Fido is probably going to have an excitement poo when we go to the new park.
Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,
Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.
Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.
Means you are both beautiful and a disappointment 💩🎱🏊 ♂️People use these emojis to describe the word
Joe you are such a poo 8 pool
Did u hear about Ella being a eight ball pool