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If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis
That guy wearing two glasses look like you
To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.
Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"
You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"
When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man’s legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
a roller; a female who is used up, or one that hops dicks like pogo sticks
Shay was just with a nigga 2 hours ago and now she with Jeffery... Dayymmnn she's one hell of a three two bitch
Induce vomiting with two fingers in the throat.
Guy: After every meal, all models are making a two finger combination to stay in a skinny shape
Alysemin is a shipping name made of 2 names called Aly and Yasemin. Alysemin is perfect, and more than 1,000,000 people ship it. Those two girls are so cute together, they have the best friendship ever and nobody can tear them apart. Alysemin is the definition of perfection, Alysemin is the most wonderful thing on earth. Another word for Alysemin is love. Alysemin is full of love, laughter, fun, happiness, joy and everything sweet and fun.
Alysemin forever and always, bitch.
Omg I ship ALYSEMIN so hard they're my otp they have to get married now!
Alysemin; the perfect two