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Kansas City T-Bones

A minor league baseball team located in Kansas City, Kansas, playing at CommunityAmerica Ballpark. They are renowned for occasionally being amazingly good one game and amazingly bad the next. Team mascot is Sizzle the Bull. They are renowned for being very economical. The team plays in the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball.

Person 1: Man, wanna go to the Kansas City T-Bones game?
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!

by Lorenzo di Roma August 11, 2012


Smothered t-bone Steak

A huge boner with a condom on it

Last night, she was really turned on by my smothered t-bone Steak

by Rick n Roll February 12, 2009


Eat like a T. rex

When you or another person has the appetite comparable of a tyrannosaurus, usually consisting of red meats. Phrase can be rephrased into other sentences.

Daniel: Have you seen John eat? He can eat a whole turkey in one setting!
Chris: yeah, John can Eat like a T. rex!

by LT boi June 12, 2018


Nicky T "Khulan" Bonolini

A very smart handsome and extremely, extremely hot hunk of a man. Even though his autism prevalent, it doesn't take away the fact that he is my gorgeous pookie bear.

Nicky T "Khulan" Bonolini is so hot and I want him to be my pookie bear. -Every Single Woman and Man on the Planet.

by sajkfghdjasf June 24, 2023


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by Orrinpants August 31, 2022


urban dictionary t-shirt

The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.

The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."

Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!

Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!

Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!

Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!

Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?

Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.

Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!

(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)

by janjanmaniac October 7, 2016


h/t Fipi Lele

"Hat tip to Fipi Lele". A way of acknowledging unknown sources on the internet.

GIF of a pink hippopotamus dancing minuet on a white marble ball. h/t Fipi Lele

by TheHorribleHarry July 10, 2021