Random
Source Code
Random
A guy whose only purpose is to simp. He will simp, for ANYONE - he would even simp for a 60 year old history teacher whose dick sags to the floor. He acts like he gets the ladies but even the neighbourhood mole rats wouldn't suck on his dick.
person 1: yo man is that a freakishly tall rat?
Person 2: ew no its just a ryan
The best human ever 100% 10/10 and loves cats. Also name means little king
Ryan Is a girl who is amazing and needs to know even when she is going through something tough she is a fighter. She is someone people look up to mentally but look down to physically because she is short.
Hey it’s Ryan I wish I could be like her
Credit where it’s due he athletic prolly got hoes and loyal he will tell anyone he knows would beat yo ass some lying ass shit though but he got yo back Fr and got handles like a fucking champ in basketball
Ryan: yo that mf over there called you a bitch
Big body mf: imma beat dat boy ahhhhh
The finest and most handsome beings and all the females find him very attractive if you see a Ryan you should curl up in a ball because you should automatically know that you will never be as good as a Ryan
Female: oh look at how hot that Ryan is
Female 2: ugh Tommy is nothing compared to Ryan.
Other inferior males: * curls up in ball and starts crying like a baby* why are we so ugly * cries even more*
Ryan is a unisex name. A Girl Ryan is perfect in every way possible, from her looks to her personality. If you could start dating her, you would never want to leave her, as she makes you feel the best way possible, at all times.
Girl 1: Have you heard of Ryan?
Boy 1: Of course I have. She's the sweetest person alive