Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.
Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.
Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.
The one who changed your diapers
Baby makes a weird face whenever Chief anal is around
Having a really long anal marathon.
Hey babe, wanna go anal trekking on the weekend?
Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.
While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.
Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.
Een seks positie waarbij de vrouw voorover leunt en de man zijn penis in de anus steekt.
Hey schatje wil jij lekker wat anale poepseks met mij doen vanavond?