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Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.
Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.
The flowing of a poop at a high speed through the large intestine to the finish line.
Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.
Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
A Booty Pirate, traversing the social sea's to introduce females to Anal.
Damn she's 40 now but her ass is still tight as glove, said the Anal Buccaneer.
When someone Urinates in your ass then rotates your hips to create a stirring motion
I made anal soup with The Cat In The Hat
A hickie that is right around the edge of the butthole so that it appears the butthole is larger than it is.
That prostitute had some mad anal hickies.
when after anal sex the semen dribbles from the anus
JORDAN "that was a good pounding"
LUKAS "sorry about the anal splooge on your dick"