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The nuclear bruise you get from falling off a chair
My bum is purple I must have a atomic bum
its when their is no emotion or word to describe how you feel or see
man I kinda feel penis bum chart
When you put an enema in your bum.
The injection in your bum did hurt a lot.
Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
when you are being a poo to someone and being mean to someone
why are you being a grumpy bum :(
The Bum-Bell-Bee broken down for y'all
BUM - when someone is going to enter your anus with a schlong of sort and expands your asshole
BELL - When someone proceeds to drop a big fuck of bell on your cock and balls
BEE - When a swarm of hornets then enters your broken anal cavity causing it to bleed relentlessly
Girl - So how was it?
Girl 2 - It was great I gave him a Bum-Bell-Bee