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Zed’s Dead

It’s not the question that matters.

It’s the Intention.

That means, why question All?

There’s much better questions.

A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”

A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”

A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”

Distractions cause accidents.

Let the driver drive, please.

Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.

by MichyLaMichy May 19, 2022


Adam's Dead By Daylight Addiction

Adam thinks way too high of Dbd and it's very unhealthy for his lifestyle.

"I'm gonna play Dead By Daylight instead of giving my dying dog CPR I think I'm addicted which means I can't get away from it or it's taking over my life." Adam's Dead By Daylight Addiction was brought to you by the Warner bros family and he may potentially make it to multiversus.

by AnonymousByDaylight August 3, 2022


dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017


dead scissor

A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.

Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.

by March 17, 2021


dead blushing

A dead inside and/or outside person is somehow blushing but awkwardly as they attempt their red face which could come off as cute, happens when someone close compliments them

rosaria's dead blushing again...

by eror404t November 20, 2021


Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"

Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

by Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON March 12, 2022


Very dead

A horror movie/game character who you can already tell will die horribly.

Character: I'll be right back
Me eating cheerios out of the bag: Oh hell nah she very dead

by Kali but epic November 10, 2021