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White stands for cocaine and green stands for weed.
Steve: Hey do you have anything to make this party fun?
Pauly: yeah I've got the white and the green.
A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
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What Brooklyn does when she is emotionally unstable
Aww shit! Brooklyn be eating a can of green beans. We boutta fill out some Google form.
Bright green tee shirts.
Church groups like to wear them so they can find each other on field trips.
Kid 1: Where's Billy?
Kid 2: I don't know, but he should be easy to find because of his neon green t-shirt.
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When a fat, heavy turd is released from your butt while sitting on the toilet and the sheer weight of the log coming in contact with the water causes the toilet water to project up and clean your corn hole. Very rarely will you need to finish the job with toilet paper when this occurs thus saving paper. It is a blessing on our planet.
Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.
Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.
Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.
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1. A peach, specifically lime green, that has ninja-like skills
2. May use kunai, shuriken, nun-chucks or other various ninja equipment
4. Ninja Lime Green Peach may be used as a nickname, stating one has skills like a peach
Ninja 1: You suck, you Ninja Peach!
Ninja 2: T__T
Ninja 1: You're such a ninja peach you dork.
Ninja 2: T__T
Ninja 1: Hey Ninja Lime Green Peach! Lets fight!
Ninja 2:.....T__T
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A shitty school in a shitty area full of shitty pupils with Shitty teachers. Also, a girl in year ten shit on the toilet floor xx (No wonder it always stinks like fishy blood and poo).
“Turves Green Girl’s school is full of emo slags” said jezza #1. Jezza #2 replied back with “true innit I’d rather go to colmers and fiddle with year sevens than go there”
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