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None cowards who limp away kneecapped from my door to their ambulance after bringing a nuclear weapon to a nuclear armed secure facility, residential or otherwise.
I leave you dead combatants for treason and trespassing...
A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.
Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.
an Australian way of expressing surprise
spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf
Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.
"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."
The meaning is when someone is laughing uncontrollably something
Ryan: insert something funny here
Stephanie: IM DEAD LMAOOO
I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation
Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny