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When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.
Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.
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a short, quick dump that requires only one wipe to ensure cleanliness.
Pat: we're leaving in 5.
Rob: dude, i've gotta shit.
Pat: you better make it a One Shitter Quitter then.
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A female is riding a male until he orgasms, subsequently the male informs the female he is done by dramatically expressing the phrase "Get off my plane!" and throws her off the bed.
I felt our sex life was missing a bit of drama, so I pulled an Air Force One last night. While she thought it was funny, she told me that if I did it again I would have a better chance of having sex with Harrison Ford than her.
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if you have even a "drop" of blood from a race, it makes you partially that race.
"Dude you cant say the n-word your not black."
"One drop rule nigga im a quarter black!"
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dude: suck my big cock
girl: what the fuck dats a one inch grinch
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THE SONG WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON BREAKS EVERYONE'S HEARTS IN HAMILTON FOR NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
One Last Time = GEORGE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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A person who weighs 300+ pounds, never goes outside, says they smoke weed, and claimed they sleep with your mom.
during a game online: (guy gets killed) I HATE THIS (breaks disc and goes upstairs and begs for his mom to buy another game and gets it).(the guy makes your mom joke)(the other guy likes ps4,so the guy screams at him). This is an example of a Xbox One Fanboy
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