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Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy
Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.
man someone needs to do their shirt laundry, i’m smelling that old school spice, old we..
something that lil nas x will keep on releasing till the year 2050
lol nope old town road remix ain´t getting defined
Referred to as the best whiskey money can buy, Old Forester is a classic whiskey. Not only do the slight notes of vanilla and oak within the whiskey bring a smile to one’s face, but the overall affects of the whiskey are what make it special. People will often times find themselves cutting Old Forester with a large cube of ice, but after several glasses the taste overwhelms them and they can’t help but drink it straight. It is known that once an individual has drank several glasses, they unlock a new part of their brain.
“Dude did you see OJ won the spelling bee at the Ruckmoor? He got a free bottle of Old Forester and then proceeded to drink 5 glasses of it. He started speaking in tongues after the 5th glass!”
skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude
Someone who looks like a 45 year old women
Probably starting to grow grey hair and probably are cutting it short or long idk
Could be a milf? lol
Stirling u cunt ur a 45 year old women lmao
Yeah so you look like a 45 year old women LOL
you look like a 45 year old women wa wa wee wa