The little bitch that calls me to cry about a quiche. He also goes from loving to hating a person in a few days. He also says that he was mad at you about something but never tells you what. He is obsessed with broadway and never shuts up about Ben Platt. He performs every chance he gets (Which means that he sings at every Friday performance). He is a bitch for any one from Spain and will tell you that every chance that he gets. He speaks Spanish like every white person ever. He thinks he has the fattest ass when it's just average and he spends hundreds of dollars on clothes from companies that make ugly clothes. He finally hates being called "Catholic Boy"
Me: You know Ryan
You: Yeah he called me and cried about a quiche.
Ryan is the most incredible guy in the world. Not only is he sweet, caring, driven, hilarious, and overall incredible, but he is also the most handsome guy known in the universe. Everyone with a ryan in their life is the luckiest person in the world
“Who’s that super incredible person!?”
“Oh thats just ryan”
Ryan: I simped
Guy 1: We know
Guy 2: You won't ever have sex with her
All type of fuck boys who can stay with a girl more than a week. Always flirting. Then gets dumped
Ew that’s so Ryan
is equal to lazarbeam and is very good bloody legend
Ryan is yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Sexy baby that all the guys wanna be gay around. He would rather play Fortnite over spending time with them.
R - Rizzful
Y - Yellow teeth
A - Asexual
N - No simping
Ryan - 'If you beat me in a 1 on 1 in Fortnite. I'll be your boyfriend.'
Person 1 - 'He's such a Ryan'
broke my computer and owes me $854.99
Ryan is has so much sex all the time they loves it!