African chewing stick

this is something that NO ONE knows the answer to.
and neither do i.

Some people believe it is a drug from Africa...maybe

Kid 1:"Hey man, whats an African Chewing Stick?"
Kid 2:" I have no idea"

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lower than a limbo stick

When someone does something so low, they would be considered "lower than a limbo stick."

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me over Facebook and didn't give an explanation.
Girl 2: Wow, he's lower than a limbo stick!

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Douche Dick Fuck Stick

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

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Raging Fuck Stick (RFS)

Someone who is a complete self-centered a$$hole.

My friend Camilo sure is a Raging Fuck Stick (RFS) when he brags about all of the important things he has done at work. We all know he just draws pictures of cars and no one is impressed.

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Don't stick ya dick in that

The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.

Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams

-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers

-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener

Clam: exists
Aidan: "Don't stick ya dick in that"

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Slappin the go go stick

Beatin that dick like it owes you money. Slappin and spanky your soul pole to the rythym of go go music tell you paper weld your favorite male fitness magazine.

Patrick: "How was your night dude? I bone honed some axe wounds last night. Fucking crazy three some with some fine hinas."

Nathan: "Oh, well that's nice I spent all night slappin the go go stick while crying into my own boxers. That you fuckin stapled. Ya FUCK STICK!!!"

Patrick: "Your such a fag haha"

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harry potter stick fights

a game played in year 8 at KHS by the awesome shacksters.

equipment:
1 stick, suitable for acting as a wand
3 or more fucktarded friends to join you
1 nerd shack, for optimum atmosphere

how to play:
brandish the stick around like a wand, screaming spells from harry potter
ie. person 1: wingardium leviosa! person 2: {hovers their arm up and down to show levitation}

*people playing harry potter stick fights*

teacher: are you playing harry potter?

*laughter by people stick fighting*

stick fighting person 1: "nah we're just playing with sticks!"

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