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watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)
those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!
the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!
i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"
the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!
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The instance after having a full erection in which the penis is almost completely flaccid, but is still as long as when you had an erection.
Guy 1: So, I was changing at my friend's party and this girl walked in on me.
Guy 2: Dude, that's sucks! Was your dick hard or soft?
Guy 1: I had a God Mode Chubby! She was impressed.
Guy 2: Nice!
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a word used by those of religious faith asking God to cruse you to damnation. (God Damn You) use of the word started around 1625 and is still used today, most of the modern world uses the word to express angry threats to another.
Why did you sell our only car? God Damn you, now we have no transportation.
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When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.
Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro
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Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.
Thank the Dark Gods for nutella. It is so good and creamy!
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Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)
The cheese grater god is Godly
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God looked down at our presence and smiled an emotionless smile that read, "send help pls". After that, he shot himself still emotionless. God is free now and I honestly don't know if angels can fucking die.
Some faggot: *insert Cory In the house anime.* 👌
Faggot #2: We killed god.
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