Sisterhood of traveling cake farts

A group of sisters who often sit on a cake with their assholes touching it, due to asshole to cake contact cake shrapnel covers their assholes and when a toot is released the cake departs from the asshole and they all take turns doing so all over the world

My sisterhood of traveling cake farts is exhilarating

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Chocolate Covered Cunt Cake

The act of deficating on a women's genitalia and then consuming said feces

Man her chocolate covered cunt cake really gets me hard

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baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

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Had my cake and ate it too

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.

Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.

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Pineapple Right Side Up Cake

A sex position where one partner ties the other’s feet to the ceiling and pleasures themself with their partner’s upside down mouth.

My girl’s freaky as fuck, we did a pineapple right side up cake last night and I nearly passed out.

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caked up lookin for a flock of chickens

When Someone is "caked up looking for a flock'a chicken's!", They have a pocket full of money & They're lookin for a specific item. (Generally a drug)

'ShoOoot.... I'm caked up lookin for a flock of chickens, right now!'

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bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

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