mexican hair tiger

its when you have sex whith a chick and her pubes are sticking straight up like a mohwak because of the sticky cum.

SHE had a mexican hair tiger.

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Mexican justice

The practice of framing gringos and tourists for crimes committed by the locals.

Mexican justice never blames the locals as it will scare away tourists. Thus the blame is put on the tourists who rented the hotel room next door to the murder.

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dirty frosty mexican anus

When you bum fuck your mother and she shits on your penis causing you to sneeze all over her tits and then she orgasms inside your sister making a triple anus gangbang. then your daddys mother comes and sucks your penis whilst your dad sticks his penis up your arse then covers it in whipped cream before he proceeds to eat out your booty and then you accidentally make a retarded baby who shits actual physical bricks and then you accidentally fuck your sister senseless. To conclude you are heartbroken as you turn gay

ah shite i accidentally gave my neigbours step sister a dirty frosty mexican anus whilst eating a taco

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mexican mariachi man whore

used to describe a complete asshole of the male gender.

"wow, you're a mexican mariachi man whore"

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Mexican flower girl

A little girl in a wedding dress and soccer shoes

Hey did u see that Mexican flower girl in the laundry mat?

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Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of ejaculating on your partners chest, and sliding across the "slip n' slide". Shouting "WEEEEE!" at the top of your lungs is preferred.

A: Damn, she broke up with you? Why?
B: I gave her a Mexican slip n' slide.
A: O.O

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emo gay mexican asians

GOD.
pretty much own your soul

those emo gay mexican asians were sooo coool. i never thought id meet one.

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