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When one person suddenly farts while the other person is giving mouth to anus CPR
I could hardly breathe after that “Dementor’s Kiss”
Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.
January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist
“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”
When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.
Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.
When someone takes a dump and doesn’t wipe, later sitting on someone’s forehead leaving a poo stain.
Your friend wants to give you a devils kiss therefore, she takes a dump and doesn’t wipe her ass. She sits on her friends face leaving a poo stain of her butthole.
When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.
Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker
April 15th is National kiss a wrestler day because Wrestlers do some really hard work all year round and they deserve a kiss so on April 15th find the cutest wrestler and give him a kiss
Becky:Hey Josh do you know what today is?
Josh:April 15th?
Becky:Nope *kisses him*, it’s National kiss a wrestler day
Josh:Boy am I glad I did wrestling