back seat bitch

The person in a group who isn't a leader, on the contrary, because this person is a bitch, all this person does is take orders and defer responsibility to the actual leader. For this reason, this person never has to deal with anything that resembles a "high pressure" situation which- at least in their minds- is good because a high pressure situation would cause this person to crack and undoubtedly fail.

"'Did you guy's hear about LeBron James goin' to Miami to play with Dwayne Wade?'

'Yeah I saw that SI cover where LeBron is standing behind Wade. LeBron is such a back seat bitch.'"

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taking back sunday

Overrated band. Let it go you teeny boppers

In high pitched voice "the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last breath i'd apologize for bleeding on my shirt!"
They aren't even emo. They are shitty

"oh my god that band sucks!"
"yeah they pulled a taking back sunday!"

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Taking Back Sunday

Are NOT punk. Punk is the Sex Pistols not long haired wankers in jeans and a black T-shirt.

Taking back Sunday are as punk as Avril Lavigne, they should be shot.

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Banter back-up

When you have plans to pull a girl but invite a good mate who you can chat to if the plan fails.

Man 1: Hey do you wanna go out tonight? I just got invited out by George, he says Samantha and a few of her friends will be there.
Man 2: Doesn't he fancy Samantha?
Man 1: I think so, why?
Man 2: You're so his banter back-up!

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Back Door Blowjob

when your having anal sex and the receiver farts!!

While fucking Beth in the ass she gave me a back door blowjob!

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back stabbing Hussain

Someone that you have grown to be really close friends with, but then they go and go behind your back and betray you when you are not looking. Normally they look really ugly, are hustlers and for some bizzare reason, they all seem to be called "Mehmet".

Look, there's the back stabbing Hussain that asked a colleague to wear his blazer inside-out so that he could come from behind and screw him over..

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gravel back

generally a woman, used to describe someone who has acne so bad on their back it looks like they were dragged through gravel

Ryan: Man, you see that girls face?

Me: Yeah? it's nasty

Ryan: Well, i heard that she's got it all over her back and body.

Jesse: Yeah, she's such a gravel back it's not even funny man.

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