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A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"
mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves
When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection
Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner
One of the best humorous video and meme accounts on Instagram, quite unique and original.
Have you seen the new Gucci boner video? I've never laughed so hard in my life
The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!
Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.
when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner
bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look
Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.
I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.
When a Bitch makes u get a boner and has no intention on fucking you.
This Bitch I know is a Boner Waster but she is Fine as Fuck and I want to do her.
A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?
Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
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