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Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.
"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."
"Uh. Word."
The section between your junk and the inside of your thigh.
"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"
Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”
When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.
I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.
The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!
Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.
Royal honey and chicken bake from Costco