dead beat baby daddy

loser, sperm donor, jerk who doesnt pay child supprt, still lives with mother, does not work..

i wanted to buy my son a new dresser, but my dead beat baby daddy hasnt paid no money for child support in a year and im deadddd broke!!! aint got no money for extra crap

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OOF ME HARDER DADDY

(1) When you die in Roblox and you're horny at the same time

or

(2) When you have sex and instead of saying the f word you say OOF

(1) Oh no I died, OOF ME HARDER DADDY

(2) OOF ME HARDER DADDY,

UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH

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mummy daddy button

Commonly known as the belly button, mentioned in the austin power movie

'oooooooooohhh, right in the mummy daddy button'

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Big Daddy Keas (BDK)

1. The most hard core, up and coming, kingdom spreading, white boy from texas.

2. A rampaging white man.

3. The white Martin Luther King

Man, chuck norris is such a Big Daddy Keas (BDK)!

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spit in my pussy daddy

When a female wants some nice slimy saliva in her vagina
Or instead of lube the guy spits on her pussy to make it wet and slippery.

“It’s so dry, spit in my pussy daddy”

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Okey Dokey Doggie Daddy

I hear and obey, my good man.

Hey, can you pass me that piece of plasticine ?

Okey Dokey Doggie Daddy.

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Long Legged Mack Daddy

An alcoholic mixed drink served with Jack Honey, ginger ale, and a lime on the rocks in a high-ball glass.

Can I please have a Long Legged Mack Daddy.