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The instance after having a full erection in which the penis is almost completely flaccid, but is still as long as when you had an erection.
Guy 1: So, I was changing at my friend's party and this girl walked in on me.
Guy 2: Dude, that's sucks! Was your dick hard or soft?
Guy 1: I had a God Mode Chubby! She was impressed.
Guy 2: Nice!
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a word used by those of religious faith asking God to cruse you to damnation. (God Damn You) use of the word started around 1625 and is still used today, most of the modern world uses the word to express angry threats to another.
Why did you sell our only car? God Damn you, now we have no transportation.
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When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.
Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro
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Capital G God is a distinction for the Judeo Christian god. It’s used when there’s a conversation about multiple deities or religions to avoid any confusion.
Me: the Olympian gods have done some messed up stuff. Oh crap... I shouldn’t have said that. I’m about to get hit by lightning.
Friend: God wouldn’t do that.
Me: I meant the gods, not Capital G God.
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Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.
Thank the Dark Gods for nutella. It is so good and creamy!
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Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)
The cheese grater god is Godly
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God looked down at our presence and smiled an emotionless smile that read, "send help pls". After that, he shot himself still emotionless. God is free now and I honestly don't know if angels can fucking die.
Some faggot: *insert Cory In the house anime.* 👌
Faggot #2: We killed god.
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