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Being in a mental condition where anything bad happening triggers an angry, agitated response.
Watch out for Sally, she totally seems pre-pissed today.
When you mix whatever alcohol you got to create the nastiest mixture possible
Hey bro I just took two shots of devils Piss and I am hammered to hell
A person who likes to drink piss
Can be also used as an insult
Guy 1: that guy looks like a piss drinker
Guy 2: do you know what that means?
Guy 2 shows Guy 1 this
Guy 1: oh so he likes drinking piss
Piss drinker: Hey i heard that!
Chips from a chippie getting pissed on
When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.
This cannot be done in a handicap stall.
Dude 1 Man, I had to do the flamingo piss at that truckers stop today
Dude 2 That sucks.
The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.
"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"
“They’re spilling nothing but the truth over here”
“Omg spilled rat piss”