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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021


whosm't the fucc eat ass

when you want to ask people who wants to ass

Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass

by DeViLOG1986 September 25, 2017


Girl who eats carrots

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?

Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!

by SinaloaJr June 9, 2021


eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!

by Big daddy van November 10, 2021


im eating

i excuse made by people to get out of a football game

sorry im eating i cant play

by billbobisgone February 14, 2022


im eating

a excuse made by people to get out of a football game

"im sorry im eating"

by billbobisgone February 14, 2022


Eat, Eater, Eating

Verb used, usually near a beach or pool, to describe the act of a women's butt cheeks engulfing and or swallowing the back end of her bathing suit or preferably, thong.

Eat, Eater, Eating
She likes to Eat or she Eats.

We have an Eater.

She's Eating mate. I reckon.

Or just, Damnnnnnnn.

by Tacos y burritos April 8, 2013