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Celebrated every 27 January, so go watch your favourite tentacle Hentai👀
Holy shit its National Tentacle Hentai Day!
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April 19th - A holiday fabricated by gamma males who have no potential of ever seeing a female friend/acquaintance/crush nude other than to denigrate society at large into celebrating vapidity and loveless intimacy.
Gamma male: "It's National Send a Nude Day!"
Gamma male: *furiously wacks off on a potted plant*
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Chicago Gang mainly in Little Village, Chicago IL
He got shot by the gangster two six nation
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November is National Grab Ass Month go grab some ass guys all month!!
John *grabs ass*
Leah "Why you grab my ass?!"
John "Because it's November, its national Grab Ass Month dumbass!"
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A day dedicated to giving women the respect they deserve. Nationally observed on April 18th.
Person 1: Hey man, do you see that chick over there? She's thicc as hell!
Person 2: Nah, it's National Respect Women Day. We gotta give her respect.
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On November 16th, you must give or receive head from your boyfriend, girlfriend, or dog
Boyfriend: It’s November 16!
Girlfriend: Hands up pants down! It’s National Give Head Day!
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May 26 if every year is national pee on Evan day your allowed to pee on any Evan you know especially the buff one!
Today’s national pee on Evan day let’s go piss on him
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