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One guy one cup is a man who squats-naked-on a large pickle jar. After milling around a bit, the jar shatters while inside his rectum and he keeps his camera face, not saying a word. While hearing the shards of glass in his rectum grinding about, he starts pulling them out, bleeding massive amounts of blood.
Bro, I just saw one guy one cup and I can't imagine anything more f'd up!!
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Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.
Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.
A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."
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An employee or employer on the clock who would never have guts to act or say such rude things off the clock.
Can you believe how hostile Keith acts towards new employees? If he said those comments off the clock he'd be clocked. He's definitely a time clock tough guy.
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Guys at St Anselms Abbey that all wish they attended Prep or Gonzaga. Not to be confused with STA, aka St Albans.
Try to get girls but always end up wit Visitation.
Don't know how to party. Anselms party = half a bottle of bacardi and 12 guys
Girl: Wanna come to a party tonight?
Anselms guy: Yeah! After I study for only 7 hours. Oh and I have to get back by 9.
Girl: Omg you go to Anselms! Ew never mind. Let me get some Prep ass
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There is no definition for him but here is a story
Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
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The act of a girl grinding her pelvis into a boy's pelvis while hooking up and straddling
like dry humping, but dry grinding sex motion
very useful and hot!
Callie used the Guy-ration Sensation on Sam while they were hooking up in a car.
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