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When someone brags about something he thinks is great but is actually lame and that fact that he's bragging about it makes it worse and makes you wonder what he does when he's alone.
Friend 1: Did you hear? Blake's been bragging he collected all the My Little Pony happy meal toys
Friend 2: Really? What a wet brag, I wonder what he does in his free time
Friend 1: Probably writes MLP fanfics
The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.
Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned
A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...
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when the food is so good you feel like your butt is wet.
this burger is so good, my butt cheeks are so wet!
a slang term often used by a religion teacher. used to describe the lifestyle of mid-evil cowboys.
To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet
Look at that cowboy ride.
he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
If you're a baller then you know what a stepback is. Now imagine a WET stepback.
Yo dude you ready for this wet stepback?