pons

A mental illness with symptoms similar to tourettes and OCD being smashed together in a single head.

A person with Pons will not be able to touch certain things, have to touch most things, and have to go around everything while screaming at a high pitch.

When i tried to shake his hand, Dustin danced away from me. His pons must be acting up.

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pon

abbreviation standing for "peace out nigga", used commonly online to introduce your departure

aight, i'm out, pon1

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Pon

A tampon

"Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go change my Pon"

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ponning

Using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. Other forms of liquor may be used, as well as other orifices.

Derived as a shortened version of "tamponning."

I think Kevin K is drunk, but he's not drinking! He must be ponning.

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pon

An American slang term for tampon.

"Damn! The string broke offa my pon and I hadda get it out with my fingers."

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pon

pussy, vagina

ahh that girls "pon" was off the hook!

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pon

Forget that

"You can walk to school instead of me driving you"
"Pon that, I'll take the bus"

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