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Dave a nice friend your lucky to have, loves animals, people and ass.
Dave doesnt like to talk to much but is totally funny and a cool guy
Loyal to his niggas
Dave:whats up my niggas
Niggas: eeeeeh dave whats uo my homie
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1. Everyone knows a Dave. Daves are, as a rule, people to ask about something, whether it be plumbing, horseracing, astronomy or computers. Daves, like Steves, are "solid blokes".
2. {Br.} A name given to children by parents who wish their issue to become plumbers.
(1) "Dave will know..."
(2) "Dave, can you come round? My pipes need seeing to"
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My dad used to always say “You’re never too far from a Dave”
Then he would go on to list the many Dave’s he knew.
We all need a doggy Dave in our lives.
If you know a Dave then you know...
•Your life is complete
•Your in risk of getting murdered
•You probably know 10 more Dave’s
“Can you give this to Dave?”
“Which one-?”
The act leaving the smoke rotation during any part once first lighting has occurred. Usually to go and listen to Dave Mathews band or other similar suburb bands.
Corry- "Yo Jimmy where the hell is Dave going i just sparked up this blunt"
Vic-"yo dude don't dip in the middle of a blunt"
Dave-"sorry guys im gonna Daveing on you, got a new Dave
Mathews band CD".
everyone-"Bitch-nigga"
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When you have to take a massive, wet shit.
I went to lunch, had some BBQ and had to stop at the gas station to take a massive Dave!
I really hate when I get the Dave's!
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Dave is a one-of-a-kind. Tall, with a charming smile and amazing eyes, he's almost to good to be true.
He's sweet, attractive, caring, and incredibly hilarious. He does the most legitimate accents, to the point where they are completely believable! He's smart, charismatic, and basically a perfect person.
I love Dave. I'm so glad he's mine
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