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broccoli

drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.

I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!

by the_trapper August 17, 2006

29πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Broccoli

Referring to the female canibus plant commonly smoked throughout the black population. Also known as marijuana or "weed." White people commonly refer to it as "pot" or "reefer."

Nigga 1: I'm bout to blow my paycheck on some broccoli.
Nigga 2: Can I smoke with you? I got five on it.

by Philly and Jason July 30, 2005

28πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


broccoli

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Men have the broccoli, women have the potato..together they make a yummy meal.

by TaylorAndelko April 18, 2007

25πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


Broccoli

Old people, especially old women.

Let's see if we can find a table for lunch before all the broccoli start getting there for early bird special.

by Yadingus June 10, 2016

8πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


broccoli

when someone tries ta front on you and sell you what he claims ta be dro but in actuality is bogus and aint even weed.

i'm in this new hood, and ask some nigga wher i could find some dro' he pulls out some broccoli, won't even let me smell it sayin' he wants a C-note for it.

by .:Kess:. February 14, 2004

14πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


broccoli

Weed,marijuana, pot, tree🌴🌴
Aka my favorite song by D.R.A.M featuring lil'Yatchy

" all she wanna do is roll that broccoli "🌿

by laura.slays March 12, 2017

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Broccoli Boi

Broccoli Boi AKA Izuku Midorya is our cute broccoli so if Bakugo hurts him we shall defend our little Broccoli

*Bakugo hurts BROCCOLI BOI*
Me and you:WE SHALL DEFEND OUR LITTLE BROCCOLI BOI NO MATTER WHAT!

by TodoBaku February 21, 2019

330πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž