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The kinda shit I do every day of my shitty house school and everywhere else
This is my fucking life
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To go away n have nothin to do with me
Get the fuck out my life a never wanna see you again
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• A person who is going through something vary hard in there life and are having a vary hard time living with Themselves and of you hear a person say this give them a hug or just talk to them
•an attention whore who wants you to feed the already big enough ego
I fucking hate my life dude it just sucks there is so much dumb shit going on
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or.. gettofmylife.
A very good term for when someone does something retarded or spazzy.
E.g.
Incest Person: I fucked my mum!
Me:
Get the fuck off my life.
E.g.2
n00b: Lol, i have a weiner.
Me: ¬_¬ Gettofmylife.
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Are you ok? Get some mental help.
you: god i fucking hate my life
me:
First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
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This phrase has 2 uses:
Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.
Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
John says a funny joke.
Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE
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When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense